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By GERTRUDE KELLY, FRANK PORTUGAL,
and MJ WILLIAMS
NJT UPDATE, 2:22 PM
The atmosphere was very warm and friendly and the food was served at big round tables, with a few smaller ones tucked away in the corners. This fostered camaraderie among the departments. Even then, there were free candies for the holidays and special holiday decorations and pastries. Go To Article

Dr. Joseph Perpich, r., laughs it up with Dr. Purnell Choppin and two other lesser known scientists.

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By DENNIS LIU
NJT UPDATE, 2:32 PM
In breakthrough work sponsored by HHMI, a research team has determined that what had previously been considered to be mutually exclusive reproduction modes can co-exist in a single human sub-population. The HHMI team went further to discover that in fact a relatively small number of individuals could account for what appears to be a large population-wide effect. Go to Article...

By ALAN SMITHEE
NJT UPDATE, 2:42 PM
Although legions of faithful viewers objected, "Joe's Staff Meeting," the longest running serial in television history, will air its final episode in October. Viewers said they would miss the immediacy of "Joe-cam"— which looks directly into the mind of a modern-day philosopher-king as he free-associates on the air. Go To Article...